the trouble with Toy Story 5

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💡 if this was a stand-alone°hard word film°hard word, some of the sins°hard word would be more forgivable°hard word.

Compared°hard word to the first films°hard word 🌎 I haven't°hard word seen°hard word or read much about 4, there are some major issues°hard word with Toy Story 5.

  • the whole°hard word toys can't°hard word be seen°hard word moving°hard word ⚙️ mostly. we get one scene where Sid°hard word sees Woody°hard word at the climax°hard word of the film°hard word in 1. but, beyond that, the rule is there has to be an explanation°hard word other than "the toys did it" thing falls apart if you can send text°hard word messages constantly°hard word and operate°hard word giant construction°hard word cranes°hard word. the premise°hard word of the suspension-of-disbelief°hard word has been broken.
  • there is no villain°hard word. In TS°hard word1, the villain°hard word is Sid°hard word (and the conflict°hard word between Woody°hard word and Buzz°hard word). What is the villain°hard word in TS°hard word5? The Lilypad°hard word 🔥 iPad°hard word has one heel scene. Beyond that, the villain°hard word is Bonnie's°hard word insecurity°hard word and Jessie's°hard word pigheadedness°hard word 💡 so much of the plot is "Jessie°hard word demands°hard word things happen her way and makes things worse".
  • the army of drone°hard word robots°hard word is creepy°hard word and bad. but it's°hard word presented as°hard word a joke.
  • the army of drone°hard word robots°hard word only shows up due to multiple°hard word Deus°hard word Ex°hard word Machina°hard word -- apparently the entire°hard word internet is just 10 people?
  • i get that "default°hard word Buzz°hard word is really stupid" is part of the character°hard word, but why do they decide Jessie°hard word is their leader?

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some other things I didn't°hard word like, but are maybe not°hard word objectively°hard word bad:

  • the poop°hard word jokes didn't°hard word land with me.
  • maybe the "toilet°hard word training toy" should have a finite°hard word lifespan°hard word
  • why is Woody°hard word a vigilante°hard word?
  • why do the toys have the magical°hard word ability°hard word to command animals?
  • how much of Bonnie's°hard word behavior is because her toys have been constantly°hard word manipulating°hard word her life?
  • the film°hard word doesn't°hard word really have a message about devices°hard word ⚙️ screens. Devices°hard word are sometimes bad?

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the 15-minute version°hard word of the film°hard word without animated°hard word toys would be ... fine. Bonnie°hard word gets iPad°hard word, Bonnie's°hard word friends are mean to her (on and offline°hard word), Bonnie°hard word loses chat°hard word privileges°hard word, Bonnie°hard word makes new friends. and Bonnie's°hard word parents give wise commentary°hard word on the family's°hard word struggles°hard word.